Caller: So what are your plans for Friday night?
Operator: Well I'm off late, then I thought I'd grab a beer.
Caller: Haha very funny. No I mean for the thingy.
Operator: Oh ok. Well they go on sale at 5.
Caller: Ok great. So what's the plan?
Operator: The plan? I'm not sure I understand.
Caller: What's your plan? For the thingy?
Operator: OHH!! Our PLAN! Right...
Caller: Right. Your plan.
Operator: Ok. So our plan for the thingies is that at 5 we'll start selling them.
Caller: Ok great. So when will they arrive at the store?
Operator: Sometime before 5.
Caller: Ok do you know when that will be?
Operator: No. But do you need to buy it before 5?
Caller: Oh I didn't know if I could. Can I?
Operator: No, you cannot. Not until 5.
Caller: Oh then why does it matter when they come in if I can't buy one til 5?
(pause)
Caller: Oh. I think I just answered my own question.
9:59 pm, by jessejessejesse
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